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i am lazy but i want to eat

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1.
Eat 02:59
eating anything we want to no thought of calories because we're free of judgement in the throes of ecstasy we can do anything we want to as long as we do it here let the echoes carry on let your voice swell without fear and do not ever tremble or even halfway resemble any reason or logic when your fruit loop is soaking in beer we can do anything we want to as long as we do it here let the echoes carry on let your voice swell without fear reading any words we've written no thoughts of censorship because we're free of judgement in the throes of ecstasy we can do anything we want to as long as we do it here let the echoes carry on let your voice swell without fear and do not ever tremble or even halfway resemble any kind of coward cuz coward's don't live here we can do anything we want to as long as we do it here let the echoes carry on let your voice swell without fear no one ever told us not to go between those two trees so we entered there so we entered there no one ever made it happen that magic wasn't real so we used magic so we used magic
2.
Lazy 03:15
it's alright to be this lazy it's alright i guess to not know what you want but make sure you're okay with your life how it is now there's a real good chance you'll end up just like this when you finally die when you die when you die when you finally die when you finally don't leap too far for your profits look where you ended up when you tried college and there's something good pursuit of knowledge but it really matters what you call it in the end don't leap too far for your profits look where you ended up when you tried college and there's something good pursuit of knowledge but it really matters what you call it in the end take a seat and then keep sitting let it wash and let it rot you the chair was waiting for this moment and you'll be waiting to get up it's alright to be a slob and not know what you want but you have to be okay with your life like it is and there's a real good chance you'll end up like this when you die and there's a real good chance you'll never get anywhere when you live this way you'll be like this when you die when you die when you die when you finally die when you finally don't leap too far for your profits look where you ended up when you tried college and there's something good pursuit of knowledge but it really matters what you call it in the end don't leap too far for your profits look where you ended up when you tried college and there's something good pursuit of knowledge but it really matters what you call it in the end don't leap too far for your profits look where you ended up when you tried college and there's something good pursuit of knowledge but it really matters what you call it in the end so take a seat and then keep sitting let it wash and let it rock you the chair was waiting for this moment and you'll be waiting to get up so take a seat and then keep sitting let it wash and let it rock you the chair was waiting for this moment and you'll be waiting too
3.
DVD 02:36
all the world's a change and i strip for costume change i paint another smile to make smiles from my face they don't know what they want and they never ever do and when you walk out of the door you make them scream for you death could be a release it's coming out next week i bought the dvd and i need my receipt they don't know what they want and they never ever do and when you walk out of the door you make them scream for you cuz i want and i want and i want the world to belong to me and i want the world to be mine all the world's a change and i strip for costume change i paint another smile to make smiles from my face they don't know what they want and they never ever do and when you walk out of the door you make them scream for you death could be a release it's coming out next week i bought the dvd and i need my receipt they don't know what they want and they never ever do and when you walk out of the door you make them scream for you cuz i want this time i'll make my mark this time the beginning really starts i will never cease but i'll cease all of my sleep i will break the glass case and i'll take that away cuz i want cuz i want and i want and i want the world to belong to me and i want and i want the world to belong to me and i want the world to be mine

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COMPETITOR PRODUCT
COMPETITOR PRODUCT
COMPETITOR PRODUCT
COMPETITOR PRODUCT
COMPETITOR PRODUCT

This is the first in a series of EPs to be released each week for 2015.

This volume features three straightforward pop songs that will vaguely remind you of a million other things. You will hear the slight influences of Sufjan Stevens, Weezer, John Foxx, Don Henley, The Beatles, and even Kanye West fused into one thing you can kind of sing along with and be floored by.

You may be tired of ordinary Internet music but this Internet music is special because it has lineage. Competitor Product is the new, improved, reincarnation of poorhouse powerhouse Girls With Depression.

In his new work, Cy finds subtle but extremely repetitive ways to talk about how consumerism and identity merge together as one single terrible thing that reminds us constantly what failures we (really and truly) are.

In less than 9 minutes, you'll be blown away by these three popping pop songs that really pop. You'll even pop yourself. You'll share this with their friends and they'll pop.

And that's not even mentioning how much the word "pop" looks like "poop." That's very important when we think about poop music.

credits

released January 9, 2015

Special thanks to Balliceaux, Emily Hasselman, Arty Money, Dilip Venkateswaran, McKinley Groves, Kanye West, and Billy Mays (for being a huge inspiration to me personally.)

// vocals + songwriting + composition :: Cy
// arrangemen + productiont :: Cy
// synths + drums + other instruments: : Cy
// mix + master :: Cy
// album artwork :: Cy

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Competitor Product Richmond, Virginia

one-man synthpop/fake-rock band from Richmond VA

themes include:
* materialism
* simulated conversation
* fartsad angst
* appropriating vaporwave graphics
* public domain artwork
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